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Last Updated: 26.06.2025 23:53
They put up a sign reading
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Nuts and Butts
Germany’s Merz ventures into Trump’s lion’s den - politico.eu
So, the docs changed it to read
No way
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Still no good.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Do Republicans want to ban books and decide what your kids can and can’t read?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
No go.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
So they tried
Billie Eilish Kisses Nat Wolff in Italy amid Romance Rumors - AOL.com
Still no good
Unacceptable again!
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Do you think Japan will have same-sex marriage by 2030?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Freaks and Cheeks
Scientists just learned the age of America's deepest canyon - SFGATE
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Everyone loved it.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Pedro Sánchez torpedoes Nato unity on eve of crucial summit - Financial Times
Another attempt resulted in ...
Next, they tried...
Then came..
What is Project Astra by Google?
No, not a chance
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Minds and Behinds
Earth is Eating Itself: Vast Chunks Of Crust Are Being Swallowed From Within - The Daily Galaxy
Thumbs down again.
Just Forget it!
Catatonics & High Colonics
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Loons and Moons
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